Лилия К* is offering you to have website «Conspiracy Theory» remembered
Do you want us to remember the «Conspiracy Theory» website?
Yes No
×
Прогноз погоды

Site search

Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Ed, Edd and Eddy Are Dead

expand

Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Ed, Edd and Eddy Are Dead

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy was one of Cartoon Network's original programs created back in the late '90s. It's a pretty simple, wholesome show about three kids (all named some variation of Edward) who ...

really, they just spend a lot of time trying to scam the other kids on their block. 

Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Ed, Edd and Eddy Are Dead
The rest of the time they spend on other common teenager activities.

The Theory:

You know what else isn't wholesome? Dead kids. This theory proposes that all the children on the show are actually dead, and the neighborhood they live in is purgatory. But then again, they said the same thing about Lost and it turned out to be false (mostly).

Why It's Not That Crazy:

For one thing, some of these kids already look like they're dead: Pretty much everyone in this neighborhood has weird skin tones or odd-colored tongues, like corpses might have.

Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Ed, Edd and Eddy Are Dead
More like Dead, Deadd and Dea- no?

But then there's the fact that there are no adults in the show: They're mentioned, but never seen. You do see vague silhouettes of adults on a few occasions, but they never move (yeah, that's not creepy or anything). The closest thing to an adult we ever see is Eddy's older brother, whom they meet the only time in the entire show's history when they leave their neighborhood/purgatory. However, the guy turns out to be a completely horrible person, meaning that it's totally feasible that they were simply visiting him in hell.

Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Ed, Edd and Eddy Are Dead
He lives in the circle reserved for goatee sporters.

This would also explain why the setting of the show is so hard to pinpoint: In one episode, the kids are seen using a typewriter, despite having been shown using a computer in another, and they seem to know what a cassette tape is, unlike most teens of the 2000s. The theory holds that this is because each one came from a different period in American history:

Cartoon Conspiracy Theory: Ed, Edd and Eddy Are Dead

Rolf, the weird kid with the inexplicable Eastern European accent, died in the early 1900s in a farming accident. Johnny, the one whose best friend is a plank, comes from the 1920s, when owning a piece of wood with a face painted on it made you the most popular kid on the block. Jimmy, the sickly kid with yellowish skin, died of leukemia in the 2000s, and so on.

The theory also alleges that there's one set of characters who aren't dead, but not alive either. The antagonistic Kanker sisters, who frequently abuse and berate all the other kids on the show, are actually demons placed in purgatory to torture them. Coincidentally, they are the only regular characters who have pink tongues ... just like non-dead people do.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons_p2.html#ixzz3AlEgOlct


Published by , 18.08.2014 at 20:22
Статистика 1
Показы: 1 Охват: 0 Прочтений: 0

Comments

To show the previous comments (%s from %s)
Sarah Jefferson
Sarah Jefferson 18 August 14 20:27 WOW!!! This theory totally destroyed my childhood memories... I loved this show... Even though it's just a theory it's still realistic and logical... Hope this isn't the whole truth about Ed, Edd and Eddy :( Text hided expand
0
David
David 19 August 14 17:57 My kids love this show and now when I think about it they've always asked where were the parents because they've never been on the show... weird theory... Text hided expand
0
Lily Grant
Lily Grant 16 September 14 03:13 The Flintstones theory about them living in a post-nuclear world really makes sense, the Jetsons live in the sky, while earth healed below, then come the Flintstones, it makes sense, the Flintstones are rebuilding once was Text hided expand
0
Nick Cruft
Nick Cruft 8 October 14 16:28 Honestly, who comes up with these theories? Text hided expand
0
Kenneth Murphy
Kenneth Murphy 14 December 14 00:00 Strange show( remember it but I didn't liked it( Text hided expand
0
Charles King
Charles King 3 January 15 22:52 I dont belive in this theory! Text hided expand
0
Show new comments
All comments are shown: 6

Last comments

Kenneth Murphy
I can't even begin to imagine what goes on in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's house. I mean, all the…
Kenneth Murphy Charlie Sheen: Illuminati SATANIC RITUAL ABUSER
Phebe Paul
Wow Charlie Sheen you are a pedophiler!
I knew it was something wrong about you.
Phebe Paul Charlie Sheen: Illuminati SATANIC RITUAL ABUSER